This smells of some inside trading. Someone internal at crowdstrike (or their relative/friend) got wind of this and is trying to save face if they get investigated.

Reading the post its obvious they don’t have a deep understanding of tech, while having that be core to their thesis.

It’s prohibitively hard to hack into a “cloud system” due to few possible entry points - as a reddit commenter said, open S3 buckets are tough to crack!