That's going to leave a big hole in your CV/resume where there could be a CNCF word salad to make the recruitment and HR drones drool.
They need to know if you can write a custom k8s controller in Clojure to generate cronjobs that run k8s jobs that call AWS lambada to ingest data from elastic cakehole and inject it into substandard-IA random availability zone iceberg storage while a Annoying Notification is triggered via ANS to a Rickety Queue Storage sent to someone via Shaky Email Service that eventually ends up in someone's Junk Mail folder in O365 but contains a link to the insecure bucket with the entire company's payroll data in it.
Btw if anyone wants to hire me to wire stuff up like this and help you piss away money you don't need into Bezos' pockets, please get in contact.
Edit: incidentally this is why I'm breakdown level done with all this shit and am going to do something else with my life.
>They need to know if you can write a custom k8s controller in Clojure to generate cronjobs that run k8s jobs that call AWS lambada to ingest data from elastic cakehole and inject it into substandard-IA random availability zone iceberg storage while a Annoying Notification is triggered via ANS to a Rickety Queue Storage sent to someone via Shaky Email Service that eventually ends up in someone's Junk Mail folder in O365 but contains a link to the insecure bucket with the entire company's payroll data in it.
:D LOL
As someone getting paid for exactly that, 1000 internets to you!
They need to know if you can write a custom k8s controller in Clojure to generate cronjobs that run k8s jobs that call AWS lambada to ingest data from elastic cakehole and inject it into substandard-IA random availability zone iceberg storage while a Annoying Notification is triggered via ANS to a Rickety Queue Storage sent to someone via Shaky Email Service that eventually ends up in someone's Junk Mail folder in O365 but contains a link to the insecure bucket with the entire company's payroll data in it.
Btw if anyone wants to hire me to wire stuff up like this and help you piss away money you don't need into Bezos' pockets, please get in contact.
Edit: incidentally this is why I'm breakdown level done with all this shit and am going to do something else with my life.