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Swift++, or Swifttt.


Taylor Swift’s subject-oriented programming language – Swifties.

It would have: • garbage collection (Shake It Off) • error correction (Bad Blood) • closures (Closure) • optionals (Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve) • automatic reference counting (Right Where You Left Me) • REPL (I Knew You Were Trouble) • variable mutability (Everything Has Changed and Evermore) • guard condition (Eyes Open) • strict typing (You Belong With Me)

After compiling run the binary by issuing the command: Run {filename}

To debug: Tell Me Why {filename}


I was almost murdered a few years ago when I told a classroom full of senior girls at a suburban high school that Taylor Swift was overrated (I just wanted to see what would happen if I poked the bear).

That is all I know about Taylor Swift. But it seems like you are onto something here. :D


You were lucky to make it out alive.


bahahaha this is such a nichey yet epic comment


Petition to change all languages with “+” to repeat the last character for each plus. Going down the list of languages on Wikipedia[0]

A+ becomes AA C++ = CCC Clik++ never mind this was a bad call. JJJ RRR Visual JJJ XXX (nice) xBaseee ZZZ

[0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_programming_languages




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