> I bought Express stock EXPR yesterday. I know a girl who works there and I thought it would make a good conversation piece but now today the stock is going down really fast. That's the one I want to return. I don't want to have to go into the actual store to talk to them about this I was hoping there was an option to do it online.

That's someone having a laugh at the expense of a bunch of fools who think they're so much smarter than him.