Needs a Who is your daddy? and What does he Do... maybe in a switch statement? or if/then? use case like in rails.

Cool! But let's get classy too:

http://shakespearelang.sourceforge.net/report/shakespeare/

THIS IS ALL BULLSHIT, ALL OF IT!

Thank you, that was a bizarre bit of fun.

(maybe the above should throw an exception??? what to use for try/catch?)

I like how "Arnold" is in all caps, too.

try = IF IT BLEEDS catch = WE CAN KILL IT

Return should be "Get to the Chopper"

and "I'll be back" should be a while loop - other than that I love this.

The fizz buzz implementation in the wiki had me in tears. https://gist.github.com/georg/9224355

Someone should make a text to speech version of this that spits out the original voice

That's rad... love it when talented people spend their time doing silly things.

I can think of some more --

NULL = NOW JUST PLAIN ZERO

Memory fault = THERE IS NO BATHROOM