It's everything! It's waterproof!
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No it isn't.
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It's water resistant!
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No it isn't.
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The Great Lakes span across hundreds of miles, but the deepest point is less than a quarter mile, and most of it is much shallower than that. I.e., it's a super thin film over that big surface area.
This looks great. I can't wait to dive in. Thank you very much for sharing.
Formatting nitpick for the site: when viewed on mobile, the text width is set to screen width minus 1 margin, but the page is fixed at text width plus both margins, so the scrolling has a lot of sloppy side-to-side play and it's irritating to get the content lined up in the middle.
When I saw the title, I thought this was going to be a security issue... like that they figured out how to identify someone's location based on unique power fluctuations from sun/clouds somehow leaking into a detectable signal in someone's online communications.
It would be interesting to relax the color requirements such that you could encode a program into what looks like image noise. Sort of like steganography, but instead of hidden data, it's a hidden executable program.